Friday, March 14, 2014

7 TYPES OF GIRLS



THESE ARE BASICALLY 7 TYPES OF GIRLS THESE
DAYS.
1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remember everything for
ever, they'll always come back for good time.
2. RAM GIRLS: Forgets about you the moment
you turn her off or an upgrading version of
your hardware/ software is available.
3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS: Just for looking,
beautiful but don't even think of dating
them, you'll have high blood pressure, not
their fault but it's due to popular demand.
4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access because
of many pages involves to browse. At times
the webpages are not accessible due to
multiple log in over different I.P address.
5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when needed
but server is always green.
6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: They are always
available for any show down, party riders, all
night movers, their phone works better than
MTN customers service, taxi is their favorite
car and love to take pictures at every hotel
rooms and call it home.
7. VIRUS GIRLS: These type of girls are
normally called
"WIFE" once enters in your system, they will
spread and overwrite your anti-virus and
dominate all your important files, they will
download files that are not retrievable and
upgrade it toa new version after nine
months and creating more applications for
you to start working with such as changing
your system name to ''father'', the VIRUS
GIRLS comes in just two versions, either to
upgrade or downgrade, choose wisely when
choosing this software,they don't leave even
after formatting......

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