jokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke

Pls,,,Abeg no laugh o...
Cos Blackberry don chop my money tire, na him I
come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money
buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter,
Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry,
i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed
Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger
connected"
7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One
Bluetooth device found"
8. When fine person waka pass, e go show "Ur
favourite food found"
9. When ugly person waka pass, e go show, "Virus
detected"
Abeg I wan sell am!
Who wan buy ooo???